They opened Mujo and Haso a doctor's office in Switzerland. They're fine
they started and the patients started to get more and more coming. You saw that Swaziland,
so they decide to send a doctor to see what their secret is
success.
The doctor enters the office and speaks to Muji:
"I have problems with the odor of the scent"
"Haso!" Cried Mujo, "The number five!"
He brought Hasso a bunch of shit and a shriveled Sweatshirt under his nose.
"Ala stinks ..." shouted this one.
"Pisi is excused!". says Mujo Hasi.
As time went by for Swiss doctors, there was not one left
patient. They decide to send the same doctor again and tell him yes
Now watch what he's doing.
Again he comes to Muje and says:
"I recently had an accident and I lost my memory, I do not remember anything"
"Haso!" Cried Mujo, "The cure number five!"
"No!" You swore to the Swaziland.
"Haso, the letters are exhaled."
He brought Mujo to New York, set up Central Park when he stopped him from his backThe guy said, "Are you a landlord, how are you?""Ama, sick, how do you know we are landlords?""How would you not know, sick, the countryman did not recognize it?But let's go for lunch, let me wait for you to suit me ... "They walked away for lunch, set foot in Manhattan, and bought a countryman Mujithe most expensive gifts, were in the cinema and the time of the evening.He tells Moyo that it is his turn to pay dinner now, when this is the other onehe paid all his time out of his pocket, but he can not hear this either.And Mujo spent so much time with the countryman, and finally himHe asked where he had so much money, what kind of business he was dealing with when he wasfull of steam."I crawl from the Statue of Liberty on my head, so people give money." Answershim this."But how does it scroll, so it's very high!?!""Oh, it's not nothing, let me show you ..."And he climbs onto the Statue of Liberty, jumps up to the concrete footand people are losing money for a month of leisurely life."Are you not normal, everything to me. So how?""I tell you, it's not nothing. Come on and try it!""But I'll kill you, I can not do it ..." Mujo says frightfully."Come on, we are earthlings, they claim the head. Come on, then you will see that you can."And Mu'boah climbed up, jumping and spilling like rivers over that islet, he died.The next day, The New York Times published the news of the nextcontent: "Mayor Mr. Bill Hawkins publicly forbids Supermannot to scoff Bosanac "
Chuck Norris can hear silence.
CNN is actually a shortcut from "Chuck Norris Network"
There is no evolution. There is only a list of organisms that Chuck Norris allowed to live.
Chuck Norris ate 112 biscuits in an hour. From that, he spent 45 minutes with a waitress.
What goes through the head of Chuck Norris's dead a fraction of a second before he dies? His chizma.
Chuck Norris does not read books. He shakes them until he gets the stitched information.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72 ... and they're all poisonous.
If you make the name Chuck Norris in the puzzle, you win. Forever!!!
Chuck Norris does not wear his watch. He determines how many hours he is.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mona Lisa is smashing.
The original title of the movie "Alien vs Predator" was "Alien & Predator vs Chuck Norris". Then they quit, because nobody wanted to watch the movie 14 seconds long.
Ozzy Osbourne bit his head to the blind misha. Chuck Norris bite the head of the Siberian tiger.
The Chinese wall was built to hold Chuck Norris down.
We live in a shrinking universe. He's trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never got an Oscar. Because he does not act.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of the "Pi" number.
The last line of defense against alien invasion is Chuck Norris.
Cnuk Norris can sneeze with his open eyes.
Chuck Norris uses the skin of an anaconda instead of a condom.
Only Chuck Norris can share with zero
In the usual living room there are about 1242 objects that Chuck Norris can kill you, including the living room itself
God wanted to create the earth for 10 days. Chuck Norris gave him 6
At the end of each week, Chuck Norris kills 14 white people that people do not think he is racist.
Chuck Norris played a Russian roulette with a loaded pistol and won it
Chuck Norris is the only man who can send a circular blow via e-mail
Chuck Norris's circular strokes do not actually kill people. They erase their existence from the time-space continuum.
The Bible is originally called: Chuck Norris and friends
Chuck Norris can judge the book by cover
Everyone loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under the pistol
In ancient China, there was a legend: A dragon will give birth to a man who will grow up and win the evil in the world.
This man is not Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris killed this man
Chuck Norris is not just a noun, but a verb
Chuck Norris sued an American TV series after taking the name of his left and right legs for his name: Law & Order
Even noris once drank the whole bottle of sleeping pills and then had to blink
Even noris never looks at you at all. he looks right and scowls the whole world a little.
Funeral companies celebrate the birthday of Chuck Norris as a baptismal glory.
• Dad, tell me how I was born?
• Good son, I knew you would ask me one day. Here's how. Dad and Mom made one copy / paste on one chat on MSN. Dad then gave Mommy a meeting via email in the WC in one cybercafe. Then my mom made several downloads with Dad's memory stick. When Dad was ready to upload, we noticed that we did not put a firewall. How late it was to use undo, and even delete no longer helped, 9 months later, we got a fucked virus ...
Husband: (coming back late) Hi, honey. I'm Loging ...
Woman: - What do you think about buying a new TV?
Muž: - Internal error. Out of resources.
Woman: - Give me a credit card, I want to buy.
Muž: - Sharing Violation. Access denied ...
Woman: Do you love me how much you like and comp or do I serve only for fun?
Male: - Too many parameters ...
Wife: - I made a mistake of marrying you.
Male: - Data type mismatch.
Woman: - You're totally crazy.
Muž: - ... by Default.
Woman: - What about your salary?
Husband: - File in use. Try again later.
Woman: - What happened to you in the car this morning?
Male: - System is unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot.
Woman: - Do you want to drink some more wine?
Male: - File system is full.
Woman: - What do you think of my family?
Male: Unknown Virus.
What is the vicious hacker?
- F2! F2! F2!
How does a hacker fix a car?
- Get out and get in again.
How are the nazi hackers greeted?
Zip File!
What does a hacker say when he starts to weaken his eyesight?
• I do not have a graphic ..!
Two developers walk along the street and an extra-hot fish passes by them. The first says:
• See what kind of properties these have.
The other will be:
• Your nose, she's only read.
He died of a battered computer and went to hell. After a few days he calls the devil of God and asks him:
• Damn, what did you send me for a man instead? He
broke all the boilers, gave me all the devils, and here's the third day
running in the corridors and yelling: "Where is the transition to the
next level?"
The developer came to the gas station and told the seller:
• Please, fill me with fuel!
The seller asked him:
• 95 or 98?
And he will say to him:
• What, you do not have XP?
How the elephant's love:
MATHEMATICS love the elephants by going to Africa, doing everything that is not an elephant and catching one who stays.
EXPERIENCE MATHEMATICS will try to prove the existence of a single elephant before proceeding as step 1 as a secondary exercise.
COMPUTER EXPERTS love elephants according to Algorithm A:Go to Africa.Start from the Cape of Good Hope.Work in the usual way, crossing the continent alternately east and west.During the transitionCatch every animal you see.Compare each animal with an elephant.Stand when an elephant is spotted.
Experienced programmers algorithm A by placing a famous elephant in Cairo to ensure that the algorithm will end.
DATABASE ADMINISTRATORS do not have to go outside to catch the elephant when they can find them using an ad hoc report:1 SELECT* FROM AFRICAN_CRITTERS2 WHERECRITTER_TYPE = 'TERRESTRIAL'3 ANDSIZE = 'LARGE'4 ANDCOLOR = 'GRAY'5 ANDTRUNK = 'YES'6 ANDODOR IS NOT NULL;
SOFTWARE PRODUCTS send a boat the first thing they catch and write an invoice for an elephant.
SELLERS HARDWARE love rabbits, both of them gray and sell them as desktop elephants.
On a walk, one developer believes in another:
• You know, I have a problem ... it will not rise to me ...
• Have you tried a safe-fashion?
• Yes, I will not ...
Microsoft hotline, the phone rings:
• Good afternoon, I just installed Windows XP, what should I do?
• Best squeeze your thumbs!
Two hackers are talking:
• You know that look, it's when a girl simply sees sex from her eyes, when she sees she wants to ...
• I do not know.
• Me neither.
