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How the elephants love

By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 24, 2017
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  • How the elephant's love:
    MATHEMATICS love the elephants by going to Africa, doing everything that is not an elephant and catching one who stays.
    EXPERIENCE MATHEMATICS will try to prove the existence of a single elephant before proceeding as step 1 as a secondary exercise.
    COMPUTER EXPERTS love elephants according to Algorithm A:Go to Africa.Start from the Cape of Good Hope.Work in the usual way, crossing the continent alternately east and west.During the transitionCatch every animal you see.Compare each animal with an elephant.Stand when an elephant is spotted.
    Experienced programmers algorithm A by placing a famous elephant in Cairo to ensure that the algorithm will end.
    DATABASE ADMINISTRATORS do not have to go outside to catch the elephant when they can find them using an ad hoc report:1 SELECT* FROM AFRICAN_CRITTERS2 WHERECRITTER_TYPE = 'TERRESTRIAL'3 ANDSIZE = 'LARGE'4 ANDCOLOR = 'GRAY'5 ANDTRUNK = 'YES'6 ANDODOR IS NOT NULL;
    SOFTWARE PRODUCTS send a boat the first thing they catch and write an invoice for an elephant.
    SELLERS HARDWARE love rabbits, both of them gray and sell them as desktop elephants.


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