Woman: - What do you think about buying a new TV?
Muž: - Internal error. Out of resources.
Woman: - Give me a credit card, I want to buy.
Muž: - Sharing Violation. Access denied ...
Woman: Do you love me how much you like and comp or do I serve only for fun?
Male: - Too many parameters ...
Wife: - I made a mistake of marrying you.
Male: - Data type mismatch.
Woman: - You're totally crazy.
Muž: - ... by Default.
Woman: - What about your salary?
Husband: - File in use. Try again later.
Woman: - What happened to you in the car this morning?
Male: - System is unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot.
Woman: - Do you want to drink some more wine?
Male: - File system is full.
Woman: - What do you think of my family?
Male: Unknown Virus.
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