Chuck Norris can hear silence.
CNN is actually a shortcut from "Chuck Norris Network"
There is no evolution. There is only a list of organisms that Chuck Norris allowed to live.
Chuck Norris ate 112 biscuits in an hour. From that, he spent 45 minutes with a waitress.
What goes through the head of Chuck Norris's dead a fraction of a second before he dies? His chizma.
Chuck Norris does not read books. He shakes them until he gets the stitched information.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72 ... and they're all poisonous.
If you make the name Chuck Norris in the puzzle, you win. Forever!!!
Chuck Norris does not wear his watch. He determines how many hours he is.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mona Lisa is smashing.
The original title of the movie "Alien vs Predator" was "Alien & Predator vs Chuck Norris". Then they quit, because nobody wanted to watch the movie 14 seconds long.
Ozzy Osbourne bit his head to the blind misha. Chuck Norris bite the head of the Siberian tiger.
The Chinese wall was built to hold Chuck Norris down.
We live in a shrinking universe. He's trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never got an Oscar. Because he does not act.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of the "Pi" number.
The last line of defense against alien invasion is Chuck Norris.
Cnuk Norris can sneeze with his open eyes.
Chuck Norris uses the skin of an anaconda instead of a condom.
Only Chuck Norris can share with zero
In the usual living room there are about 1242 objects that Chuck Norris can kill you, including the living room itself
God wanted to create the earth for 10 days. Chuck Norris gave him 6
At the end of each week, Chuck Norris kills 14 white people that people do not think he is racist.
Chuck Norris played a Russian roulette with a loaded pistol and won it
Chuck Norris is the only man who can send a circular blow via e-mail
Chuck Norris's circular strokes do not actually kill people. They erase their existence from the time-space continuum.
The Bible is originally called: Chuck Norris and friends
Chuck Norris can judge the book by cover
Everyone loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under the pistol
In ancient China, there was a legend: A dragon will give birth to a man who will grow up and win the evil in the world.
This man is not Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris killed this man
Chuck Norris is not just a noun, but a verb
Chuck Norris sued an American TV series after taking the name of his left and right legs for his name: Law & Order
Even noris once drank the whole bottle of sleeping pills and then had to blink
Even noris never looks at you at all. he looks right and scowls the whole world a little.
Funeral companies celebrate the birthday of Chuck Norris as a baptismal glory.
CNN is actually a shortcut from "Chuck Norris Network"
There is no evolution. There is only a list of organisms that Chuck Norris allowed to live.
Chuck Norris ate 112 biscuits in an hour. From that, he spent 45 minutes with a waitress.
What goes through the head of Chuck Norris's dead a fraction of a second before he dies? His chizma.
Chuck Norris does not read books. He shakes them until he gets the stitched information.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72 ... and they're all poisonous.
If you make the name Chuck Norris in the puzzle, you win. Forever!!!
Chuck Norris does not wear his watch. He determines how many hours he is.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mona Lisa is smashing.
The original title of the movie "Alien vs Predator" was "Alien & Predator vs Chuck Norris". Then they quit, because nobody wanted to watch the movie 14 seconds long.
Ozzy Osbourne bit his head to the blind misha. Chuck Norris bite the head of the Siberian tiger.
The Chinese wall was built to hold Chuck Norris down.
We live in a shrinking universe. He's trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never got an Oscar. Because he does not act.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of the "Pi" number.
The last line of defense against alien invasion is Chuck Norris.
Cnuk Norris can sneeze with his open eyes.
Chuck Norris uses the skin of an anaconda instead of a condom.
Only Chuck Norris can share with zero
In the usual living room there are about 1242 objects that Chuck Norris can kill you, including the living room itself
God wanted to create the earth for 10 days. Chuck Norris gave him 6
At the end of each week, Chuck Norris kills 14 white people that people do not think he is racist.
Chuck Norris played a Russian roulette with a loaded pistol and won it
Chuck Norris is the only man who can send a circular blow via e-mail
Chuck Norris's circular strokes do not actually kill people. They erase their existence from the time-space continuum.
The Bible is originally called: Chuck Norris and friends
Chuck Norris can judge the book by cover
Everyone loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under the pistol
In ancient China, there was a legend: A dragon will give birth to a man who will grow up and win the evil in the world.
This man is not Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris killed this man
Chuck Norris is not just a noun, but a verb
Chuck Norris sued an American TV series after taking the name of his left and right legs for his name: Law & Order
Even noris once drank the whole bottle of sleeping pills and then had to blink
Even noris never looks at you at all. he looks right and scowls the whole world a little.
Funeral companies celebrate the birthday of Chuck Norris as a baptismal glory.
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